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Cole. "The world's still the same, there's just... less in it." -Captain Jack Sparrow.

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exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: best-of-memes)

pressing:

xx

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via ermoji)

idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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(via chasethegays)

radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

(Source: ch-ndl-r, via nerdowl)

citadelofhalcyon:

sweatmorebleedless:

liftlikemarge:

holy shit if this is real

nooo waaaay

Leg day!